And I don't even LIKE beef jerky.
- Friend: What is that? What are you eating?
- Me: effnerky
- Friend: What?
- Me: Beef jerky.
- Friend *looks around the parking lot*: Where did you find beef jerky? You're not taking food from the homeless guys, are you?
- Me: I found it in my pocket.
- Friend: ...
- Me: ...
- Friend: ...
- Me: It was in a ziploc bag?
- Friend: ...
- Me: Did you want some?
- Friend: ...
- Friend: You disgust me.
