February 2012
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Sometimes Cam sends me messages in which she says twat and it’s the best.
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easierthanbreathing replied to your post: easierthanbreathing replied to your post: May I…
I’ll admit, I liked it. But only because you wrote it. You could probably write Finchel and I’d like it (but please don’t).
*shuffles papers awkwardly*
Yeah. Haha. Ha.
Yep.
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easierthanbreathing replied to your post: May I interest you in a cookie?
Just always write. Flawlessly talented. (And I don’t even ship pezberry)
And I tagged it so you wouldn’t read it accidentally!
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May I interest you in a cookie?
Pezberry WIP
It was a damned shame. That’s what it was, a really huge donkey fucking shame. Shit like this just made her want to cry. Santana looked down into her red Solo cup that was still mostly filled with brightly colored green or blue alcohol and sniffed loudly. She’d barely had anything to drink, certainly not enough to blame it on the alcohol, certainly not enough to justify her...
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Valentine's Day at McKinley...
It all started when the SGA got the bright idea to fill the halls of William McKinley High School with holiday cheer. The best idea the nerds of student government could come up with was printing up hundreds of pink and red hearts that read “roses are red, violets are blue,” and had two more blank lines for everyone to fill in. Armed with rhyming dictionaries and rhyming dictionary apps things...
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dreadpiratezoe:
I won’t stop talking about this because Chris Brown literally sent Rihanna to the hospital and people are still putting him up on a pedestal and saying “Look at this man. This is someone you should look up to. This is someone you should aspire to be.”
Even though he beat his girlfriend’s face in so badly that she got sent to the hospital.
The Grammys are telling people to look...
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And I don't even LIKE beef jerky.
Friend: What is that? What are you eating?
Me: effnerky
Friend: What?
Me: Beef jerky.
Friend *looks around the parking lot*: Where did you find beef jerky? You're not taking food from the homeless guys, are you?
Me: I found it in my pocket.
Friend: ...
Me: ...
Friend: ...
Me: It was in a ziploc bag?
Friend: ...
Me: Did you want some?
Friend: ...
Friend: You disgust me.
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interwar:
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
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We all knew it.
Pervy: I'm just like "YEAH SUPER ROUGH ROUGH ROUGH"
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''straight girls are friends, not food!''
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